You Know What's Weird

You know what’s weird?
Hmm,
Well I dunno what’s universally weird.
But I’d sure love to know,
What popped into your head just now,
I bet it was really weird.
Like,
The kinda weird you’d be uncomfortable sharing,
In a group of strangers.
The kinda weird,
That, that,
Rule 34 thing,
Is all about.
My guess is,
Whatever you thought about,
Isn’t half as weird as something I’ve done.
Definitely not as weird,
As something I’ve said.
Come to think of it,
This is pretty weird.
Hmm.
Go figure.