Dumb Shit Cat

That dumb shit cat,
Broke into the garage,
And meowed all day,
Seemingly because,
It was too afraid of people,
To let me give it any help.
It crapped on the rug,
Went through the trash,
Got stuck in the wall,
And then refused to leave.
So at damn near midnight,
Armed with a maglite and a broom,
I finally proded that damn cat,
To leave that small dark room.